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Lina Malina has one computer. It can be found in her container apartment in Longshore Stacks, Dogtown.

Messages[]

water[]

water

From: Message Sender CP2077 Lina Malina

To: Message Recipient CP2077 Melanie


melanie wtf is the point of your 20% cut if i turn on my computer and all i see is FUCKING NOTHING!!!! "results" my ass! --------------- From: Melanie To: Lina Malina RE: water babe, calm down and tell me whats going on --------------- From: Lina Malina To: MelanieRE: water >the fucking water! i bought 4000 bottles and the shit isnt selling its all sitting in my apartment!! on tuesday i sat on my ass until 3am like a fucking crazy person packing boxes! --------------- From: Melanie To: Lina Malina RE: water I told you to put a small batch out onto the market, get a sense of the demand. Especially since this kind of merch is best sold as limited edition. --------------- From: Lina Malina To: Melanie RE: water you stupid cu*t your supposed to sell it i dont care how!! thats why i pay you im not gonna rot in dogtown for the rest of my life do u understand?!?! i ran my sink this morning and fucking DEAD COCKROACHES came out!!! like im fucking done ok?!?! --------------- From: Melanie To: Lina Malina RE: water ...did you mix booze with Alice again? --------------- From: Melanie To: Lina Malina RE: water you know what, I'm coming over --------------- From: Lina Malina To: Melanie RE: water i fucking love you melanie

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From: Message Sender CP2077 Razor

To: Message Recipient CP2077 Lina Malina


Booyah, baby! Razor Hugh is back in the motherfucking hood! I talked to Garry about expanding my brand and shit, you know, and after the fourth round of shots it dawned on us. Razor Hugh grew up on these streets - he ain't afraid of nothin'! So Garry set up a fight with some merc from The Afterlife - apparently they's steamrolling the underground bare-knuckle scene. Till they meets me, that is. Gonna be an easy KO, I say. Shame your cute ass won't be there to witness it! I'll swing by soon as cuz I'm going CRAZY thinking about you, girl.

Rose-tinted wreath[]

Rose-tinted wreath

From: Message Sender CP2077 MM

To: Message Recipient CP2077 Lina Malina


Like my present? Hang it up somewhere nice to remind you about me.

Chrysalis[]

Chrysalis

From: Message Sender CP2077 Edgar Tool

To: Message Recipient CP2077 Lina Malina


Dear Lina, I work at a BD rental store so when I tell you I've seen it all, I'm not lying. But that changed until I came across your virtus. They feel so alive, so authentic that when I take off my wreath I feel like I'm a stranger in my own body - as if I was only myself when I'm seeing the world through your eyes. The real world just outside my window's like some weird dream compared to what's waiting for me under my wreath. Sometimes I wish I could shed my body like a chrysalis or something and live as you through your scrolls forever. Edgar

Thank you for choosing us![]

Thank you for choosing us!

From: Message Sender CP2077 THUNDER 2077

To: Message Recipient CP2077 Lina Malina


Congratulations! By choosing THUNDER 2077, you've just acquired the most effective security system in all of Night City! Your computer is now an impenetrable fortress. Legendary hacker Kr3emo0 has said of our software: "The THUNDER system protects all of my operations from the authorities." We can't think of any higher praise than that.

Fucking cheater[]

If V won against Razor Hugh during Beat on the Brat:

fuckin cheater

From: Message Sender CP2077 Razor

To: Message Recipient CP2077 Lina Malina


FUCK! Dunno what that cheating bitch V chipped herself with, prolly some neurochem or some fucking AI from the Spetznaz. Like fighting a goddamn tank. They'd never let her into a professional ring with that shit. Fuck these grimy-ass warehouse bouts anyway - dunno why I ever listen to Garry's gonkbrained ideas. I gotta blow off a little steam, baby, know what I mean? Or else I'ma have to fuck some shit up. When you free, sugardoll?

FUCK! Dunno what that cheating fuckface V chipped himself with, prolly some neurochem or some fucking AI from the Spetznaz. Like fighting a goddamn tank. They'd never let him into a professional ring with that shit. Fuck these dirty-ass warehouse bouts anyway - dunno why I ever listen to Garry's gonkbrained ideas. I gotta blow off a little steam, baby, you know what I mean or else I'ma have to fuck some shit up. When you free, sugardoll?

YOUR CHAMPION[]

If V lost against Razor Hugh during Beat on the Brat:

YOUR CHAMPION

From: Message Sender CP2077 Razor

To: Message Recipient CP2077 Lina Malina


It's a shame you didn't see it! I wiped the floor with that bitch V's face! It all came down to when we was sizing each other up. I gave her the Razor Hugh staredown and the rest was just a formality. Garry wants to record a couple sparring sessions between me and the boys from security so I'm a little slammed this week. But next one I'm sliding down to D-Town for sure. Just remember not to shower after the weekend - you know I like my girl sweet AND salty!

It's a shame you didn't see it! I wiped the floor with that V gonk's face! It all came down to when we was sizing each other up. I gave her the Razor Hughes staredown and the rest was just a formality. Garry wants to record a couple sparring sessions between me and the boys from security so I'm a little slammed this week. But next one I'm sliding down to D-Town for sure. Just remember not to shower after the weekend - you know I like my girl sweet AND a little salty!

Files[]

Bath water <3[]

Bath water <3


54GL bath water/1.5fl. oz. bottle = 4000 bottles total €$4000x0.5 per bottle = €$2000 for bottles, another 2000 for holo-ads and boxes = €$4000 Packing and shipping = €$0, I'll do it myself Water - N/A cuz I gotta wash my ass anyway Shipping service €$3 per bottle within NC x 4000 = €$12,000 Advertising = €$2000 spot in relive.it Combined expenses: €$18,000 Price per bottle: €$30 Revenue: €$4000x30 = €$120,000 Revenue after costs: 120,000 - 18,000 = €$102,000 per week (if those motherfuckers buy it all)

BD ideas[]

BD ideas


Grenade in a ball pit Shootout on a ferris wheel (need an engineer and generator >1000kW) Kidnap and fuck an NCPD officer Black Lace + dorphs (ask doctor) Scroll me reliving my own BDs: "Relive classics with Lina Roulette at the Black Sapphire (who do i have to blow to get in??) Mukbang eating jellies while on pills

Scrolling schedule[]

Scrolling schedule


BF Pacifica Studio Week 22 Prio: "Rollin with the Scavs" additional shoots ASAP Tuesday: Easy as fucking" balcony scene Thursday: EezyBeef promo for All Foods Inc Friday: RubbleMaker II - casting Saturday: Linaverse S02E02 (amusement park)

"Rolling with the Scavs" - scriptv.02_final_final[]

"Rolling with the Scavs" - scriptv.02_final_final


Scene 3, shit-hole in D-Town Oleg: Blyat! Some scumbags broke onto our turf! Katja: Hansen's dogs? Oleg: Fucking gopniks. What's our move, Lina? Lina [takes a grenade launcher from the trunk]: Fuck them up! Oleg - gimme a hit! [Oleg raises an inhalor filled with with Black Lace up to Lina's mouth] Lina [firing grenades at a corrugated sheet door to the abandoned unit]: Knock knock, motherfuckers! Your guests have arrived!