The following describes transcripts of news stories seen and heard throughout media broadcasts in Cyberpunk 2077.
Network News 54[]
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- Welcome to N54 News. I'm Gillean Jordan. We begin now with your latest local news. The 54th Anniversary of the AHQ Disaster is fast approaching. In 2023, Night City was shaken to its core by the detonation of a tactical nuclear bomb in Arasaka's NC headquarters. Twelve thousand were killed instantly by the blast and thousands more later succumbed to acute radiation sickness. This tragic incident - which some ultimately attribute to Arasaka's wanton imperialist tendencies - has forever left a mark on our city's history. And now, an important message for Watson residents. The homelessness problem plaguing the district's sewer system will be addressed as fumigation of the tunnels begins tomorrow. Due to the use of potent neurotoxins, Watson residents are urged to stay clear of storm drains and sewer entrances to minimize risk of injury and death. Next - Is it the end of eastbound traffic jams on the [[Interstate 9|I-9]? Long-awaited repairs to Ringroad East may begin as early as next month. Estimates put investment into this major artery at close to 20 million eurodollars, with priority being placed on efficiency and anti-nomad barriers. And that is it for your lastest[sic] local news. After the break, we have a look at our world report.
- Hello, I'm Gillean Jordan. Welcome to the world report on N54 News. The Western Corporate States recently announced a new visa program. Persons intending to relocate there must first find a sponsor from among WCS-affiliated companies. Following a twenty-year employment period within the WCS, visa-holders can earn the right to permanent residence, a marriage license, and a single-child permit. In Northern Europe, the humanitarian crisis has worsened. Refugees from flooded regions in Belgium and the Netherlands continue to pour into Scandinavia. Sweden has responded with force, sinking over a dozen refugee vessels in recent weeks. Despite humanitarian efforts, nearly sixty people have been killed. Have we found Heaven on Earth? Permanent human settlement on Antarctica is celebrating ten years today. A wealth of natural resources hidden under the ice has spurred the continent's rapid economic development. Though some environmental degradation has occurred as a result, inhabitants of the South Pole are still enjoying life as Antarctica's first dollhouse was recently opened. But perhaps the most appealing to locals and newcomers alike is the astonishingly low crime level. Antarcticians enjoy a murder rate of only 70 per 100,000 residents. Thank you for watching N54 News. We'll see you next time.
- Welcome to N54. It's time for local your news.[sic] Violence continues to plague the Badlands. Shootings have been reported along the 1, 166, and 101. Eyewitness accounts point to inter-clan disputes. Attacks on unaffiliated persons has not exceeded the average. However, in an abundance of caution, the NCPD has raised the threat level to 2, advising travelers to avoid side roads. We'll continue to keep you informed as the situation develops.
- Welcome to N54 News, I'm Gillean Jordan, and this is the latest from around the world. The "Lunarinskaya" uranium mine collapse that occurred just outside Novosibirsk in southern Siberia has concluded with a happy ending. As you recall, thirty-five miners became trapped deep underground following a high-magnitude earthquake. But thanks to their Suslik-2 hibernation implants, the miners were able to survive without access to food and fresh water for two weeks. Fortunately, after their rescue and following a brief rest for technical evaluation, the miners were able to immediately return to work. Moving from below the earth to above it, Militech has announced plans to establish a new colony on the Red Planet. The proposed base will be subdivided into three areas - industrial, scientific, and residential. Ten residential modules are already available for purchase at a starting rate of one hundred million eurodollars. A hefty price, yes, but can you truly put a price on your security? In New Mexico and Oklahoma, a new bout of unrest has erupted in the wake of suicide blasts at NUS bases. President Myers has openly blamed the Republic of Texas for the attacks. In a swift reprisal, NUS forces carried out a series of bombings on Texan airports in Wellington and El Paso. Although both sides have expressed a desire to avoid further escalation of the conflict, bookies have put the odds of a full-blown border war at 3 to 1. That concludes today's world news segment. Please, join us again next time.
News Ticker[]
- Filming has started for yet another sequel to the hit movie Bushidō. Executive producer Tatiana Davis promises, "Even more fun and gore."
- Switzerland: almost 600 years after it was founded in 1488, the country's last publishing house has printed its final book and filed for bankruptcy.
- Trash is becoming one of the city's hottest issues - literally. The city's landfill is reporting an increase in uncontrolled fires.
- Temperature: 77°F, sunny. Wind speed: 9 mph. Cloud cover: 10% rain: 0 in. Pressure: 1.015 hPa.
- United Kingdom: the government has launched a referendum on whether to rejoin the European Economic Area. To all British citizens: an issue of this magnitude should not be decided by referendum.
- A tiger recreated in a laboratory was placed for auction. The highest bidder will get the unique chance to hunt and shoot it in any place of their choice.
- This season the Ascot Racehorse in London is buzzing with drones, the shouts of celebrities, and the gasps of the British elite as they either won or lost.
- More large fragments of the Antarctic ice sheet have fallen into the Southern Ocean. As a result, global average ocean height has risen by nine inches.
- The latest braindance firmware update has been marred by a slew of reports claiming the Wreath now causes several bouts of hunger and fatigue.
- Sweden: a tour bus with Russian tourists was robbed. Gunmen took money, documents and hijacked the vehicle. There were no casualties.
- A brawl broke out in Totentanz, a club owned by the Maelstrom gang. The cause was allegedly nothing more than a crowd that grew too rowdy.
- A furniture manufacturer has created a new chair that prevents pressure sores. The chair's creators claim it was specially designed for corporate employees.
- Track and field: an athlete has died after overdosing on his booster. The International Olympic Commission is set to tighten doping restrictions.
- Anonymous sources have reported a secret deal having been made between the city's authorities and the leaders of the 6th Street Gang.
- A Dutch investor has cause to celebrate a number of Pangolins (scaly anteaters) have been recreated from DNA samples. The animals will go to a private collection in Amsterdam.
- A porn movie star was found dead in his home in Monterey. The most likely cause of death was exhaustion and dehydration from overextended BD use.
- Today's Body Lottery numbers: 26, 0, 7, 4, 9, 2.
- Germany has once again taken first place for the country with the most citizens employed by corporations. Currently the number is 42%.
- A new fashion implant that regulates hair-growth has been recently developed, allowing its users to control how fast they[sic] body grows hair in various places.
- The global population of domestic dogs has decreased by a billion from 2020 to a mere 200,000 in 2077.
- Air quality in San Francisco has reached record lows. Local media are warning residents not to leave the house without suitable lung implants.
- Kiroshi Opticals is testing a series of optical implants that would function as eyeballs as well as mini-drones that can be thrown and used short range.
- The AV grand prix this year will have a new category - stratospheric flight. Last years winners, a team from Dublin.
World News Service[]
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- Hello, Night City. Thank you for tuning in. It's time for the local news. The long-awaited execution of Joaquin Shmidt, better known as the "Watson Butcher," is scheduled to take place tomorrow. The 27-year-old confessed to the murder of 21 people including his own sister and mother. His execution will be open to the public and, for those who prefer to watch from home, it will be live-streamed at the address you see at the bottom of your screen. The event's organizer, Capital Corrections Inc., promises a compelling spectacle as well as attractive prizes for a few lucky viewers. Attention Charter Hill residents! A recent study commissioned by All Foods has shown hazardous levels of lead and cadmium in your tap water that pose a significant risk to human health. The Night City Department of Water Management has attributed any elevated toxicity to obsolete municipal piping, though has made no plans for their replacement. Drinking bottled water remains the safest way to reduce your risk of waterborne illness. And remember - it's always cheapest at All Foods! NCART representatives have said to expect ongoing delays on the M2 metro line. Arroyo Station was evacuated after its early warning system detected a massive population of rats dwelling in one of the tunnels. Pest control was immediately called to the[sic] exterminate the infestation but the NC Transport Authority has announced the station will remain closed until further notice. And that will do it for today's local news segment. Have a pleasant day, Night City!
- Hello and welcome to WNS News. I'm Arif Iqbal. Today, we have several important public service announcements. In Arroyo, a terrorist group dubbing itself a "trade union" has been eradicated. These self-proclaimed representatives of Night City's working class attempted to organize a strike which could have led to financial losses in the millions. Remember - If you come across these so-called union representatives, immediately contact the NCPD or the appropriate corporate security forces. More and more patients have been filing into hospitals throughout Night City with injuries caused by malfunctions in illegally purchased cyberware. Unauthenticated implants have caused several fatal short-circuits already. The NCPD urges all cyberware users to buy only from licensed manufacturers. It's worth the investment. Numerous nomad caravans have appeared near city limits in North Oak and Charter Hill. Some reports suggest some of the violent vagrants may have entered Night City despite the NCPD's best efforts. If you spot a nomad, remember that you have the right to self-defense. With such dangerous criminals, warning shots alone are not considered an effective deterrent. Now, today's final story - an NCART station is stunned by a bloody massacre. The unidentified assailant opened fire on passengers waiting for the train on platform 2 at Med Center. Ten people are confirmed dead and 16 injured. We advise Night Citizens to thoroughly consider all transport options to find the safest solution. Thanks for tuning in to WNS News. Stay safe out there, Night City.
- My name is Arif Iqbol. Thank you for joining us on WNS News. Arasaka Corp. has signed a cooperation agreement with Night City University. Professors and students now have the option to acquire an Arasaka Ozukumi Sx cognitive implant on loan at a 20 percent discounted rate. Sources tell us, installation of the implant will become a requirement for all faculty and enrolled students before long. In a troubling turn, twelve fatalities have been reported in Vista del Rey. City coroners have confirmed botulism as the cause of death. It appears the common threat between all the victims is the same type of canned meat. The NCPD urges everyone to purchase meat only from approved culinary labs. Meat butchered from natural sources is likely to contain harmful toxins and pathogens. After botulism, the next bug Night City will catch is Lizzy Wizzy fever as she announces her upcoming concert series. Tickets will only be available for purchase to those with a credit rating above 700. For all of Lizzy Wizzy's other fans, the concert will be available to view through domestic feeder units. And that's your latest, Night City! Until next time!
- My name is Arif Iqbol, and this is WNS News. We have a breaking development for today's international news segment... Or should I say interplanetary? In a daring heist, millions of eurodollars worth of goods were stolen from Galileo. The thieves docked with the station during a solar storm, which temporarily blinded radar systems, then breached the hull of an Orbital Air laboratory. The "space pirates," as some have dubbed them, made away with several experimental prototypes. Their current heading is unknown, but the ESA has offered a generous reward for any assistance in apprehending the suspects. Back on Earth, a story of optimism emerges from Detroit. The motor city formerly infamous for a century of economic decline and squalor has at last reached its new golden age. As good fortune would have it, the city's numerous landfills, abandoned buildings, and industrial zones are rich in rare resources now highly valued in today's economy. Thousands of migrants have caught "junk fever" and set their sights on the city in the search of electronics manufactured around the turn of the century. Undeterred by hazardous conditions and gang violence, these pioneers truly demonstrate the beauty of the American entrepreneurial spirit! Today's closing story - Sinhgad Studios has announced a new way we, as a society, can care for our elderly. Rather than place our infirm elders in an expensive care center on the other side of town, we will soon be able to connect them to the SilverDays system. SilverDays is an advanced feeder unit adapted to the needs of our eldest relatives. The all-inclusive system consists of a catheter, aspirator, IV drip, nutrition tube and, most importantly, a next-gen braindance wreath. Your loved ones will be able to forget the worries of today and return to the simpler times of their youth, all reconstructed from your own personal family archives. Don't waste another minute - pre-order SilverDays now to receive a 10 percent discount! And I wish you a bright and shiny day. Thanks for tuning in to WNS News.
'PETER PAN' CASE: POLICE ON HUNT FOR MURDERER[]
Hello, my name is Arif Iqbol, and this is WNS News. Today's story - a routine roadside inspection led the NCPD to the trail of a dangerous abductor and murderer. The incident occurred at the intersection of 7th and 15th Avenue. The following police footage was captured at the scene.
Police: ...10-38, I repeat a 10-38. Registration 2AA6244. We're exiting our vehicle now. Copy that. Out of the car! Hands up!
Harris: Easy, officer. Relax...
Police: Shut your mouth! Oh shit... Uh... We have a 10-53 and a 10-54, I repeat a 10-53 and a 10-54...
The boy from the footage is LeVar Martinez, age 17. His parents reported his disappearance over a month ago. Unfortunately, LeVar's life could not be saved. His body could not withstand the severe septic shock he suffered. Autopsy reports revealed the teenager was given dangerously high levels of hormones, anabolic steroids and stimulants. The possessions and genetic material of seven other missing teens were also found in the car belonging to one Anthony Harris. Unfortunately, their fates remain unknown. Although the criminal widely known as Peter Pan survived the gunshot, he has not regained consciousness, making interrogation impossible. Please stay tuned to WNS News for more developments in the story.
LUCIUS RHYNE, MAYOR OF NIGHT CITY DIES[]
Hello, my name is Arif Iqbol with WNS News. Today is a sad day in our city's history. Mayor Lucius Rhyne has passed away. We learned of Mayor Rhyne's death from his family. He died peacefully in his sleep. The exact cause of death has not been released, but initial reports suggest coronary implant failure. The remainder of Mayor Rhyne's term will be fulfilled by his deputy mayor and closest associate, Weldon Holt. Holt has also announced plans to run for mayor in the upcoming election.
"Today, we all mourn the untimely loss of our mayor and dear friend, Lucius Rhyne. But when we've dried our tears, we most look to the future - to the future Lucius envisioned for our fair city. I promise to do everything in my power to ensure his work will continue on. Rest in peace, my friend."
Rhyne's political opponent, former District Attorney Jefferson Peralez, also offered his condolences.
"Look, Mayor Rhyne and I often did not meet eye to eye on political matters, and we sometimes traded sharp words. But even after our most heated debates we always shared a handshake of mutual respect. Today, I say farewell to him for the last time. Thank you, Lucius, for everything you've done for our city."
Who next will assume Rhyne's mantel? We'll find out soon. The first polls following Rhyne's death reveal a neck-and-neck race between Holt and Peralez. Now, a word from our sponsors.
Holt/Peralez Mayoral Debate[]
...but we cannot forget corporations are Night City's largest tax base. They contributed 700 billion eurodollars last year alone.
Peralez: A large sum, yes, I won't deny that. But just what percent of their profits does that amount to?
Holt: Jefferson, please. I don't think we want to bore our viewers with the nitty gritty of the tax code...
Peralez: Don't worry, Weldon. I'll take the blame if we bore anyone this evening. What percent of their profits did the city's twenty largest corporations pay?
Holt: I'm afraid I'd have to consult the Department of Taxation-
Peralez: 0.7 percent. That's what they pay - 0.7.
Host: Gentlemen, I'd like to remind you to not interrupt each-
Peralez: Do you truly believe this amount is fair and equitable?
Holt: I won't be bullied by your- your accusations and finger-pointing! Yes, taxes are low, and that's good! When corporations prosper so does the community!
Peralez: And that's especially true for you, isn't it, Weldon? How much was it your campaign received from the Kang Tao Corporation?
Holt: Well, maybe you'd care to tell us how much money you keep on the Cayman Islands?
Peralez: Agh, I don't know how many times I have to explain... My accountant acted without my permission, and as soon as I found out-
Holt: Heheheh, "Without your permission?" Do you take me for an idiot, Peralez?
Host: Please, please, let's keep this debate civil.
Host: On that I think everyone will agree... We'll be right back our coverage of the mayoral debate.
ARATAMA-MATSURI FESTIVAL COMING SOON![]
Hello, it's time for your local news. The Aratama-matsuri[sic] festival is nearly upon us. To mark the event, the streets of Night City will come alive with exquisite, multi-story dashi floors. The festival program will also include musical performances by biwa virtuosos and theatrical performances in the Noh tradition. The sponsor for the festival is the Arasaka Corporation. And, in an exciting development, even Hanako Arasaka has announced her participation in the dashi parade. From all of us at WNS News, we wish you a safe and fun matsuri. Enjoy yourselves, Night City! After the break... Cyberpsychosis, myth or reality? Stay tuned!