Archived Conversation: Paul and Will is a readable shard in Cyberpunk 2077.
Transcript
ARCHIVED CONVERSATION: PAUL AND WILL
PAUL: pisses me off almost everyone still thinks I'm 2 people WILL: tho to be fair not even sure why I'm still using this old message thread PAUL: force of habit? guess this is my dear diary now PAUL: anyway I'm thinking I need nicknames for us PAUL: wait, not "us". I mean both my bodies WILL: yeah, gonna need those for all the gonkbrains out there who will short circ if they have to use 1 name for both of me WILL: maybe something about brain hemispheres? left and right? PAUL: yeah that's it PAUL: I'm a genius WILL: I just need them to sound like real names, so probz something exotic WILL: otherwise I can already hear their cringy jokes: "Mr. Right? More like Mr. Wrong!" or "Hey Lefty, your other have is all right!" WILL: etc. etc. WILL: -____- PAUL: we can use a random dictionary, translate left and right - maybe portuguese? PAUL: GAHHHH which fucking we? I sound like a schizo! I mean ME. I will use a random dictionary. PAUL: Certo and Esquerdo - Right and Left PAUL: easy, exotic, and only Brazilians and peeps with integrated translators will ever catch on WILL: pretty slick WILL: not like anyone I know blows their eddies on that foofy non-combat junk anyway Username PAUL changed to: CERTO Username WILL changed to: ESQUERDO
Acquisition
- Can be found on a table during Beat on the Brat: Kabuki in Kabuki.