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A neon typhoon is about to hit America! It's US CRACKS and their NEW, SHOCKING SINGLE! is a readable shard in Cyberpunk 2077.

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A NEON TYPHOON IS ABOUT TO HIT AMERICA! IT'S US CRACKS AND THEIR NEW, SHOCKING SINGLE!


They have names like superheroes and a brand image that explodes off screen and stage. Us Cracks is a band perfectly suited to the mania of our time. If you want to stand out in this world, you have to be bigger, brighter, and louder than every ad out there and they know it! The girls of Us Cracks have become a worldwide lazrpop phenomenon. This masterpiece of marketing grew fast in the East, becoming a neon typhoon that swept over Asia, drowned Europe in a flashy, chromatic glow, and now is about to make landfall in America. Will we succumb to their savage cuteness and brutal charms? There's no doubt they have a plan to conquer both our hearts and our wallets. Purple Force and her kawaii cohort plan to target a piece of the American soul: our unique combination of rebelliousness and sentimentality. That's why the single they have chose to promote on the American leg of their tour is a cover of Kerry Eurodyne hit "User Friendly." A crowd-pleasing but also question-raising choice. Could it be Us Cracks wants to present themselves to the American audience as a "user-friendly" craze to be embraced? Or is it maybe some sort of playful jab at the American consumer? Whatever their reason, the more interesting question now is how Eurodyne himself has reacted to the erection of this intergenerational and intercultural bridge with him standing on one side of it. So far, the rockerboy has refused to comment and I think we all know what that means...
Kerry and the girls from Us Cracks are still holding an ace up their sleeve.

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