Interview with a Queen of the Metrojungle

 is a readable shard in Cyberpunk 2077.

Location
Found at Cherry Blossom Market, outside Yagami Market.

Transcript
Here's a tasty morsel for all those fascinated by the secrets of the Night City underbelly! After months of stonewalling and upsetting threats, I finally arranged an interview with a member of the Animals gang. We met in a bar on the far westside of Pacifica. When she pierced my eyes with her own slitted pupils, I thought back to those old wildlife docuvids I used to watch and realized I must have felt just like those gazelles did when ambushed by a pride of a lions.

Interviewer: Truly, thank you for agreeing to this interview. They didn't mind, your...pack? Herd?

Anon Animal: (burst of laughter) They don't give two rat shits! Do what I want, when I want. They got a problem, me and them can square up. Thing is, I know they (sic) all too scared to try.

Interviewer: Are all of the Animals guided by this "survival of the fittest" principle?

Anon Animal: Bet your ass! If you ain't hard, you're a blood bag waiting to pop. That's why we bulk, 'Roids, modified horse growth hormones, at least half a day in the gym--

(interviewer interrupts)

Interviewer: Wait, wait...(confused pause) did you say horse?

Anon Animal: (laughs) What, you think "Animals" is just some cute name? Humans are weak by nature. Hippos, though? They can eat a whole croc - can you? And, dude, tigers? Four-inch canines and seven hundred pounds of pure fucking majesty. And that's who we are - the alpha beasts of Night City. Kings and queens of life ond death.

Interviewer: You sound like a poet.

Anon Animal: (laughs) Say that again and you'll be wearing your jaw like a hat.

Interviewer: (nervous laughter) Yes, well... (clears throat) Is it true you reject the use of cybernetics?

Anon Animal: Yes and no. Coprocessors can be hacked, so we steer clear of those. But retractable blades, metal claws, titanium jaws, leopard-print techleather - that's another story.

Interviewer: Fascinating... (pause) Well, I won't keep you any longer, so let me thank you for your time today. Is there anything else you'd like to express to our readers?

Anon Animal: Don't fuck with the Animals, Night City. We'll rip you apart, chew you up, and spit out the bones.