Storm on the Mare Crisium

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Transcript
By now we're all avid viewers of the reality T.V. show that is orbital politics. Except this is real life, and what happens up there could have real consequences for all of us down here. Recently everyone's been talking about the attack on Ursula Correira, resulting in the complete loss of control in the lower half of her body. The media has been endlessly replaying remarks made by Correira's younger brother, Vagner, while also discussing the latest outfit worn by Yara Ayoade to the official press conference where she denied rumors that Correira's family had any hand in her "accident."

I don't know about all of you, but with each passing day, the saying "What happens in orbit, stays in orbit" is starting to sound like dangerously wishful thinking.