Clown

Clown is a favorite of Bozo 'runners, naturally. This program generates a false signal that shoots random data attacks at the system, disrupting data transmissions between system and program, and distracting intelligent foes ('runners, sysops, AIs) with its slapstick antics. Any programs the 'runner attacks or is attacked by are -1 Strength and all intelligent users (including the 'runner who's running it!) are at -1 initiative while the Clown is running. The Clown's pretty useless unless you're multi-tasking, because he counts as a currently running program.

Options: Movement, Pseudo-intellect, Conversational Ability

Source

 * Rache Bartmoss Brainware Blowout, pg.73