Juice - Top 8 Dangers

 is a shard in. Its contents discusses men's health problems caused by the strength- and speed-enhancing concoction known as "the Juice".

Location
On some boxes outside of the Edgewood Farm. This farm is visited during The Hunt quest.

Transcript
Juice, the Animals' favorite drink, a miracle elixir, the dream-come-true of every scrawny, twig-limbed skeletor that dreams of having boulders and chesticles. But is it safe? Apparently it poses particular problems for men - eight problems, to be exact! Here are the top 8 dangers of using Juice:

8. A temporary increase in sexual ability followed by a sharp decline. Men are also at risk of priapism (perpetual erection). Sounds shimra, but it could be painful.

7. Gynecomastia, i.e. enlarged breasts, often irreversible

6. Balding on the head, but increased hair growth on the chest, back, stomach and legs

5. Changes in your skin, such as acne on the face and shoulders

5. [sic] Kidney problems caused by increased protein content in urine. Kidney scarring may be an indication of Focal segmental glomerulosclerosis.

3. Muscles may grow asymetrically [sic], often leading to muscle weave tearing

2. Prostate cancer. It'll hurt every time you take a piss

1. And finally the winner - liver failure resulting in jaundice and pruritic rash, and even fibrosis and cancer of the liver.

Still interested? Not scared of the risks? Well the, good luck! And see you in the hospital...