Evelyn's Schedule

 is a readable shard in that details Evelyn Parker's schedule for a week.

Location
This shard can be found during the Automatic Love quest. It is on the floor of the locker room near Woodman's office in the Clouds.

Transcript
Mon: 12:30PM - Wendy D. 8PM - 2AM Clouds shift

Tue: 1:15PM nails 3PM Thomas B. lunch

Wed: 10PM mustachioned turd dinner

Thur: 8PM Jeri O'Connel meeting

Fri: 8PM - 6AM Clouds shift

Sat: 10AM Judy breakfast [CANCELED]