Kerry Eurodyne - "Second Conflict" - NEW ALBUM REVIEW

 is a shard in. It contains excerpts from a critic review of Kerry's new album.

Location
On a bench near Kerry's car parked outside his villa.

Transcript
[...]People always say that after Johnny vanished, Samurai vanished with him. I'll push it one step further. When Samurai vanished, so did Kerry Eurodyne. This latest album proves Eurodyne will never be more than a Samurai epigone, an ouroboros, a sad secondhand tour de farce[...] [...]Eurodyne can't seem to climb out of Silverhand's shadow and, honestly, it doesn't seem like he wants to. He's still basking in the memories of decades-old scandals because he just can't seem to put together a headline of his own these days[...] [...]Kerry Eurodyne's golden age has long since passed. What's got me curious is how much money his label's got pumping into this sinking ship just so we don't think otherwise[...]