Horoscopes: Storyteller Group

 is a readable shard in Cyberpunk 2077.

Location
This shard can be found inside Misty's shop on top of a table filled with vases and candles behind the counter.

Transcript
Clients from group "Storyteller"

Client #1/2077, M.B., Scorpio You did it again: you rolled up your sleeves and cleaned the Augean stables. Everyone admires you, but you know that your only reward will be the next task you're given. There are not many like you in Night City, but without you the city would have long turned into shadows and dust. Avoid: flirty Al s that try to impress you with their knowledge of ancient Greek Your lucky place: the Net

Client #2/2077, D.K., Capricorn You're a born corpo - you plot, you plan, you calculate, and weave webs so tangled you sometimes lose yourself in them. If only you were the one calling the shots, you would already have the city at your feet; unfortunately, you're caught up in a maze of responsibilities. But whatever you're plotting, make sure you see it through to the end. Avoid: last--minute changes to plans Your lucky place: Arasaka Tower

Client #3/2077, D.B., Gemini You know the city like the back of your hand. At night you head out to just listen to the pulse of the streets - the juicy chatter, muffled screams, and drunken shouts - just to soak up the atmosphere. You've been everywhere, you've tried everything. You're a free spirit, and in Night City that makes you a unicorn. Avoid: overworking Your lucky place: newsroom

Client #4/2077, J.S., Taurus You've done your time waiting in the shadows of others, but your patience finally paid off. The applause and flash photography are all yours. The world of media has opened its doors to you: television, radio, braindance, Net... And this is just the beginning. Avoid: the waves crashing at your feet Your lucky place: TV studio

Client #5/2077, M.Z., Aries When everyone is down and out, you come storming back in style. This city loves people like you - it's how legends are born. Your triumph is bittersweet: you returned, but you've wound up on the street, among the joytoys, con artists, and panhandlers. You know you've got biz here to take care of, but it can get tough when it feels like there's no end in sight. Avoid: sketchy ripperdocs Your lucky place: Jig-Jig Street

Client #6/2077, T.M., Leo This city likes to devour players like you, but you know their kind too well to get caught off-guard. You're on the ground, you know that in Night City biz only gets done when you put your blood, sweat and tears into it - not just flimsy dreams. You eat dreamers for breakfast. Avoid: genetically modified nuts Your lucky place: Heywood

Client #7/2077, R.W.O., Aries You've been in demand. You barely finish one task before someone's lined up to give you another. It often seems that you're on your own, but always remember you have a team you can count on. Avoid: emotional policemen with difficult pasts Your lucky place: a bar inspired by Babylonian culture

Client #8/2077, P.C., Capricorn Although you've been riding with nomads for years, you're a corpo at heart. You knew that from the moment you stepped into Konpeki Plaze you felt at home there. You've had enough of camp life, constantly repairing generators, the sand gritting between your teeth. You'd have given up ages ago if you weren't so damn good at it. Avoid: Raffen Shiv Your lucky place: Konpeki Plaza Note: highly susceptible to the Barnum effect

Client #9/2077, K.K., Virgo You've been in the city for only a short time, but you already know the what and the how. You've already accomplished the toughest part: you have a good team at your back. You've just been landing small jobs for now, but you know you're hungry for something bigger. Avoid: getting attached to friendly, talking machines Your lucky place: the music scene