Archived Conversation: Paul and Will

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PAUL: pisses me off almost everyone still thinks I'm 2 people

WILL: tho to be fair not even sure why I'm still using this old message thread

PAUL: force of habit? guess this is my dear diary now

PAUL: anyway I'm thinking I need nicknames for us

PAUL: wait, not "us". I mean both my bodies

WILL: yeah, gonna need those for all the gonkbrains out there who will short circ if they have to use 1 name for both of me

WILL: maybe something about brain hemispheres? left and right?

PAUL: yeah that's it

PAUL: I'm a genius

WILL: I just need them to sound like real names, so probz something exotic

WILL: otherwise I can already hear their cringy jokes: "Mr. Right? More like Mr. Wrong!" or "Hey Lefty, your other have is all right!"

WILL: etc. etc.

WILL: -____-

PAUL: we can use a random dictionary, translate left and right - maybe portuguese?

PAUL: GAHHHH which fucking we? I sound like a schizo! I mean ME. I will use a random dictionary.

PAUL: Certo and Esquerdo - Right and Left

PAUL: easy, exotic, and only Brazilians and peeps with integrated translators will ever catch on

WILL: pretty slick

WILL: not like anyone I know blows their eddies on that foofy non-combat junk anyway

Username PAUL changed to: CERTO

Username WILL changed to: ESQUERDO